Oh, Walmart
I went to Wal-Mart today with my family. Actually, it was yesterday, since it is now 1 am. Anyways, as I walked past the fitting rooms, there was a woman in one of the rooms trying some clothing on, and shouting rather loudly to a friend looking at clothes out on the racks.
“WHAT KIND OF PANTIES GIVE YOU YEAST INFECTIONS?!?! THE COTTON OR THE SILK?!?!”
I LOLed.
I was also unfortunate enough to run into my old roommate. The… disturbed / psychotic one. I will not elaborate further, however, when I saw her I intended to shout out something stupid like, “Well now, look who it is!” … except I failed because I shouted it out in Portuguese. Do other people that know multiple languages have issues like this, or am I just a nutjob? I find that when I get very emotional, I stop thinking in English. Most times though, random Portuguese words find their way into sentences, or better yet, I attempt to conjugate Portuguese verbs in English (or vice versa). In fact, I think this annoys people. Well shit, it annoys me too sometimes. Fail.