A Geyser of… Femininity?
Before going to work today, my sister made it a point to ask me if I happened to have my period, while I was looking for something to eat for lunch. It was a random question I wasn’t expecting, and I assumed that she was about to get mad at me for stealing some of her tampons or some other thing that she has fabricated… (though in this case I had actually stolen some tampons, so I thought I was busted). Of course I played it cool and asked back, “Why do you ask?”
She then informed me that there was blood in the bathtub, which she thought was from someone’s period. Even if there truly was blood in there I reasoned that it could not possibly be mine, as at least two people had showered after me and if there were any, it would have washed away by that point.
Of course, there was no blood, and I had a good laugh when I went to go and inspect the shower. The first picture shows the “blood” and the second one is to show scale, my hand is at shoulder level…
Needless to say, if that was my blood, I would have some issues… Because I would most certainly need a geyser in between my legs to shoot period blood that high. I never did tell her that it was my brother’s body wash… maybe I should do that??