Oh spam mail, you make me laugh… but books, I love you better
It has been quite some time since I felt it necessary to make a blog post, or have been too busy to say anything much. Last month I vacationed with my family in Chicago and then later Ohio, and had a spectacular time.
I’ve also been reading some great books, I picked one up at the library today, a nonfiction book titled “The Day The Earth Caved In,” which is about the mine fire in Centralia, PA, which still rages after all these years and has left the town nearly a ghost town. Ever since finding out about Centralia on the internet I’ve become very interested in learning more about it for some reason. I also have the strongest desire to go there. I also have a strange desire to go visit Prypiat, Ukraine, which probably isn’t the best idea either.
For any Star Trek fans I highly recommend the recently released books in the “Myriad Universes” series. It’s been said that for any event, there are an infinite number of possible outcomes. Our choices determine which outcome will follow, and therefore all possibilities that could happen do happen across countless alternate realities. In these divergent realms, known history is bent, like white light through a prism — broken into a boundless spectrum of what-might-have-beens. But in those myriad universes, what might have been…is what actually happened. It sort of got me thinking about other might-have-beens in our own history. The cliched example is what if Hitler’s Germany won World War Two. Instead, I wonder what would have happened if Hitler instead achieved his goal of attending art school and became a painter or architect as he once dreamt…
Anyways, I have a terrible confession to make… that is, I look forward to reading my spam mail folder every morning. There of course are the usual mails trying to get me to buy viagra, or increase the size of the penis that I don’t have. But some, some are downright amusing. Some are so absurd and barely make sense. I have collected a small list of them:
Britney Spears Confession: ‘I’m the Father of Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby!’
Britney Spears’ vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab
Britney Spears’ New Hair Extensions Are Lindsay Lohan’s Pubes
Miracle Hero Justin Timberlake Teaches Britney Spears To Sing Again
Britney vagina transplant to erase fools’ memory syndrome
Paris Hilton’s vagina bites mailman!
Paris Hilton caught sucking a Fisherman’s Friend
Paris Hilton sells her special taco!
Britney Spears quits rehab with failing grades
Photographer shot by Britney Spears’ chewing gum
Spears baby to be named T-Bone
Britney Spears’ judge takes custody of the US away from Bush
Paris Hilton to open rehab facility
Paris blames hexed vagina ahead of transplant
Paris Hilton’s prison sweat to be sold on eBay
Paris Hilton has wrong size electronic tag
Paris Hilton selling her ‘used’ underwear on eBay
Obama Talks of Mixed Parentage, Admits Zeus Was His Father
I would have to say that my personal favorite is the one about Britney’s hair extensions.